Tons of flax!

From The Onion:

Arab Protection Of U.S. Ports

Many are voicing concern over Bush’s recent approval of a deal allowing a company based in the United Arab Emirates, who had ties to the Sept. 11 hijackers, to monitor security of select U.S. ports. What do you think?


Blake Greenberg,
Teaching Assistant

"Great. We'll be the laughingstock of the Muslim world once they get word of how many tons of flax we import each year."

Jeff