Casting Chastity Towers

In my case we have to stretch the imagination a bit, and imagine that the actresses I pick would be willing to give X-rated performances.

I hadn't actually thought about this before, but here goes..

Mina, the hot-tempered mischievous spitfire could be played by Lindsay Lohan. In my imaginary world she can not only stay out of rehab long enough but also can do the perfect English accent required. As well as doing hardcore porn.

Fleurette, the naive French student, would be Vanessa Hudgens. She's clearly hot enough, evidenced by the photos of her leaked recently, and she has a perpetual sweet little grin that would be excellent. Oh, and assume she can do a French accent.

Abigail the spoiled teacher's pet could be Ashley Tisdale. She does a similar character on High School Musical, and she's decently attractive.

Lizzie could be played by Hayden Panettiere.

Michelle Pfeiffer would make a good Headmistress Doctor Cain, and I wouldn't mind getting French pop star (and Mrs Johnny Depp) Vanessa Paradis to play Mademoiselle Millefeuille, the sweet and adorable French teacher.

I think it'd make a great movie! What do you think?

Jeff